u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
- (via gedankenspektrum)
*gets gay married during the purge*
Literally every best friend with a gay best friend
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
Never look back unless you’re looking at your ass in a mirror.
mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am