i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
(via its-all-just-a-fantasy)
if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
(Source: tofkto, via kathybabycakes)
Pussy tight like the friendship grown from this mutual follow
(via ukmiracles)
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
(via nonewfriends)
REBLOG IF YOU EVER..
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
(via based-shit)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via based-shit)
