does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.
your cashier might be gay
your bartender might be gay
the guy sucking your dick might even be gay
But he said no homo tho
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
things to not show in school
- a pack of gum
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
all i did this year was get more gay